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在中國有閒廟宇有個超愛喝酒的和尚。。但，也因爲不能讓人知道他喝酒的事，就把它的女兒紅藏了起來。。
有一天發現他的酒不見了。。知道是他的3個徒弟偷喝的。。就抓了他們來問。。但由於不能讓人知道
他喝酒的事，就用很普通的問候語來發問。。
和尚：“好久不見了！“（好酒不見了！）
四個徒弟嚇了一跳，心虧回答。。
徒弟1：“阿彌陀佛！“（我沒偷喝！）
徒弟2：“我佛慈悲！“（我喝四杯！）
和尚感到奇怪，才和四杯不可能會完啊？
徒弟3：“罪過。。罪過。。“（醉過。。醉過。。）
才明白是徒弟3 喝光的。。
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel," After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and tands naked infront of Bob
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. Then she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes
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