2011 language does not startle

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one, your husband has to go to bed at a different location, you have been forced to get out of bed.

, sports teacher said: my class who would dare to wear a skirt and punished her upside down night lights!

live in my heart, you pay rent?

, you let my embarrassment, i will let you even come to power had no chance.

5, if the life deceived me, then i will go to deceive the life.
6, you can not eat, but without you, i could not eat.

, have much the body can hold up your dirty soul ah!

8, the highest state of man's not what you go to because of who, but let the girl to soak you.

heart will be tired, the inadvertent who do not care.

10, i despise those commonly used expression to chat.

11, the examinations do well, thanks to the same table.

12, that money dawdle in school costume wigs, now is the mix of money to take the day!

13, some people always want to betray his all in exchange for his not.

14, self-love, must first be selfish and only selfish to love.

15, the guinness book of records: the world's largest coffee table area of ​​9.6 million square kilometers, can be placed 1.3 billion cups.

16, broke up more than boring, have a skill we two play divorce!

17, go the rmb way, let the people nowhere! 18

, the sanlu milk powder tattoo gun sale, the stepmother of choice.

19, one day small 3 crying, because of the emergence of a small four!

20, break up with you, because you hand is not with

21, do not put pose, i'm afraid can not help but want to throw the camera in front of me.

22, we are just passers-b makeup brushes, c d, in this fast-paced world of collective game. whether you lose i win, in the end we will together with game over,

23, my life, a total of two things wrong, one is born, the other is live.

24, if i die, my first words were: i finally not afraid of ghosts.

25, costa rica is a civilized people, all swearing have been used saliva disinfection. 26

, favorite sayings, you have to first celebrity that is famous, are the names of other people fart fart! can you compare?

27 lingerie sexy, you have the nerve to lie, i dare nerve do not believe it? 28

why my eyes often containing gum, it is deep, i love sleep.

29 do not think you are younger than me, you can jump a few days, the coffin is filled with the dead man is not old!

30, i was poor, do not tomb!

31, sometimes the rain of the old world, because the world needs a wash; sometimes eye raining, because the heart needs a wash!

32, standing on the shore of the years, to the past to make a hydroplaning ...

33,2011 i married you blankets sale, 2012 i protect you, love your life 2013 2014 love you i,!

34 life is like a journey, and cares not a destination. but along the

35, smelly men like to show a woman.

36, fasten your seat belt, perhaps in front of there 'love is waiting for you.

37, sleep, looked on the printer you can print out the dream of the night?

38, a powerful master, do not think you are a dog biting people!

39, i only look back, but did not care how long the road ahead.

40 shenma recently began to change the donkey leg, clouds become rain!

41, yesterday is history, today is the start tomorrow, no one so bad!

42, or 10 086 for me, i sent him 21 text messages, he gave me back three.

43, kaoshanchishan the draft, today's robbery by water, not allowed to not give, those who resist, let him hell.

44 mm's birthday today, the first blessing, the early morning my time pick up the phone sent a message: the sofa.

45, gao xiaosong why drunk? that is because the drug xin want singing

46 ads on the subway: squeeze it? buy a vehicle! taxi advertising: gambling? take the subway! rely on, flicker or how!

47, generally like me, generally bright. generally like you, i despise!

48, the perfect boyfriend: not smoking, not drinking, not to deceive. does not exist!

49, life is like a scrap metal, and put it into the fire, hammering, but also refining a boutique!

50, saying the zoo a monkey, ugly, cute and spit! the next day i went to see, and i threw up! on the third day you go to a monkey spit!


51, empress: survival song, evaluation, ai jia is the kind of person? survival song: slag! empress: # # @ @ # # come ah, dragged out, cut!