Funny Qoutes

ontherun · 发表于 23-1-2006 08:27:00|来自：广东深圳

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. ~e. e. cummings Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. ~Sam Levenson Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them. ~Unknown I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. ~Jack Benny When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. ~Gracie Allen Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. ~George Burns A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. ~Bob Hope If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either. ~Dick Cavett You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ~Dave Barry I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ~Rodney Dangerfield Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work. ~Gallagher If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. ~Mel Brooks Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. ~Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh! Deputy Barney Fife (Don Knotts on the Andy Griffith Show) The difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals. ~Rimmer - Red Dwarf A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. ~David Brenner I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling ~Unknown Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost. ~Mort Sahl Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins Danny Devito

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