狗比老婆好的几个理由

ontherun

1. Dogs don't cry. <BR><BR>　　2. Dogs love it when your friends come over. <BR><BR>　　3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. <BR><BR>4. Dogs think you sing great. <BR>　 <BR><BR>　　5. A dog's time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink. <BR><BR>　　6. Dogs don't expect you to call them when you're running late. <BR><BR>　　7. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. <BR><BR>　　8. Dogs will forgive（原谅）you for playing with other dogs. <BR><BR>　　9. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog’s name. <BR><BR>　　10. Dogs are excited by rough play. <BR><BR>　　11. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away. <BR><BR>　　12. Dogs understand that farts are funny. <BR><BR>　　13. Dogs can appreciate excess body hair. <BR><BR>　　14. Anyone can get a good looking dog. <BR><BR>　　15. If a dog is gorgeous（华丽的）, other dogs don't hate it. <BR><BR>　　16. Dogs don't shop. <BR><BR>　　17. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. <BR><BR>　　18. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. <BR><BR>　　19. Dogs never need to examine the relationship. <BR><BR>　　20. A dog's parents never come to visit. <BR><BR>　　21. Dogs love long car trips. <BR><BR>　　22. Dogs understand that instincts（本能、直觉） are better than asking for directions. <BR><BR>　　23. When a dog gets old and starts to snap（猛咬）at you incessantly, you can shoot it. <BR><BR>　　24. Dogs like beer. <BR><BR>　　25. Dogs don't hate their bodies. <BR><BR>　　26. No dog ever bought a Kenny G. album. <BR><BR>　　27. No dog ever put on a hundred pounds after reaching adulthood. <BR><BR>　　28. Dogs never criticize（吹毛求疵）. <BR><BR>　　29. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. <BR><BR>　　30. Dogs never expect gifts. <BR><BR>　　31. It’s legal to keep a dog chained up at your house. <BR><BR>　　32. Dogs don't worry about germs(细菌、病菌). <BR><BR>　　33. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you have ever had. <BR><BR>　　34. Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to your wallet, desk or sock drawer. <BR><BR>　　35. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their life. <BR><BR>　　36. Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger than a lobster（龙虾）dinner. <BR><BR>　　37. You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready 24 hours a day. <BR><BR>　　38. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry. <BR><BR>　　39. Dogs don't borrow your shirts. <BR><BR>　　40. Dogs never want a foot rub. <BR><BR>　　41. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public. <BR><BR>　　42. Dogs find it amusing when you are drunk. <BR><BR>　　43. Dogs can't talk. <BR><BR>　　44. Dogs aren't catty(恶毒的、阴险的、坏心眼的). <BR><BR>　　45. Dogs seldom outlive you..

emi

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