Chinese Names for Chinese and the not-so-Chinese

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Subject: Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone) <BR><BR>Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? <BR><BR>Operator : Yes, you can speak to me. <BR><BR>Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! <BR><BR>Operator: You are talking to someone! Who <BR>is this? <BR><BR>Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to <BR>Annie Wan! It's urgent. <BR><BR>Operator: I know you are someone and you <BR>want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent <BR>matter about? <BR><BR>Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie <BR>Wan that our brother Noel Wan was involved in <BR>an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel <BR>Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, <BR>Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. <BR><BR>Operator: Look if no one was injured and no <BR>one was sent to the hospital, then the <BR>accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this <BR>hilarious but I don't have time for this! <BR><BR>Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? <BR><BR>Operator: I'm Saw Lee. <BR><BR>Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me <BR>your name!! <BR><BR>