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Best break up letter ever

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发表于 12-5-2006 10:25:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<font size="4"><font face="Tahoma" size="2">Best break-up letter ever<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; received a letter from<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Dear Ricky,<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;I can no longer continue our relationship. The<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; distance between us<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you <br/>&gt;&gt;twice<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; of us. I'm sorry.<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Love,<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Becky<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; fellow Marines for any<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;snapshots they could spare of their<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; girlfriends, sisters,<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; to the picture of<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; the pretty gals<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;he had collected from his buddies. There were<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; 57 photos in that<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;envelope<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;along with this note:<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Dear Becky,<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; the fuck you are.<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Please take your picture from the pile, and send the<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; rest back to me.<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Take Care,<br/>&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Ricky</font><br/></font>
发表于 12-5-2006 11:12:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
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he won't be feeling better after all.. he's the one got dumped
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发表于 12-5-2006 13:49:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
<p>S**T. Thats too much!</p>
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发表于 12-5-2006 22:19:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
i wanna be dumped[em06]
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发表于 13-5-2006 08:46:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
[em01][em01]
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发表于 13-5-2006 04:12:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
<p><font face="NSimSun">A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.&nbsp;<br/>
                </font></p><p><font face="NSimSun">Women!!</font></p><p><font face="NSimSun">She waited impatiently for her husband to return from&nbsp;work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure. </font></p><p><font face="NSimSun"><br/>People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was. The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;<br/> Junior said "The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later"... </font></p>
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