<div id="en_wbbt">童言无忌上帝和祖母的区别</div><div></div><div id="en_wbbt2"><span>信息来源:</span>竞学学习<br/><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="503" border="0"><tbody><tr><td id="en_wb"><div><font color="#0000ff"></font></div><p><font face="Verdana">上帝和祖母 God and Grandma</font></p><p align="center"><font face="Verdana" size="4"><strong>God and Grandma</strong></font></p><p><font face="Verdana" size="4">Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. </font></p><p><font face="Verdana" size="4">At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..." His older brother nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." </font></p><p><font face="Verdana" size="4">To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!" </font></p><div><font size="4"></font></div>
<p align="center"><font face="Verdana"><strong>上帝和祖母</strong></font></p><p><font face="Verdana"> 两个小男孩在他们的祖父母家过夜。</font></p><p><font face="Verdana"> 在睡觉时间时,这两个小男孩跪在床上祈祷。弟弟用非常大的声音祈祷着。“我祈求有一辆新自行车……我祈求有一个新游戏机……我祈求有一个新录像机……”他的哥哥用肘轻轻地碰了弟弟一下,说:“你为什么这么大声地喊叫呢?上帝又不是聋子。” </font></p><p><font face="Verdana"> 弟弟听了回答道:“上帝是不聋,可奶奶聋呀!” </font></p></td></tr></tbody></table></div> |