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发表于 20-10-2006 16:25:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<strong><font size="2"><span class="smalltxt"><span class="bold">Females Say That.....</span></span><br/><br/></font></strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12px;"><font face="Arial"><br/><font color="#008080">men are hard to please</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">男人很难取悦!!</font><br/><font color="#008080">the problems with guys:</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">男人的问题是:</font><br/><font color="#008080">if u treat him nicely, he says u are in love with him;</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.</font><br/><font color="#008080">if u don\'t, he says u are proud.</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">对他不好,他说妳骄傲.</font><br/><font color="#008080">if u dress nicely, he says u are trying to lure him;</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.</font><br/><font color="#008080">if u don\'t, he says u are from kampong.</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果不,他说妳是乡下来的</font><br/><font color="#008080">if u argue with him, he says u are stubborn;</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执</font><br/><font color="#008080">if u keep quiet, he says u have no brains.</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!</font><br/><font color="#008080">if u are smarter than him, he\'ll lose face;</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果妳比他聪明,他说那是小聪明</font><br/><font color="#008080">if he\'s smarter than u, he is great.</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!</font><br/><font color="#008080">if u don\'t love him, he tries to possess u;</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳</font><br/><font color="#008080">if u love him, he will try to leave u.(very true huh?)</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.</font><br/><font color="#008080">if u tell him your problem, he says u are troublesome;</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦</font><br/><font color="#008080">if u don\'t, he says that u don\'t trust him.</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果不,他说妳不信任他</font><br/><font color="#008080">if u scold him, u are like a nanny to him;</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈</font><br/><font color="#008080">if he scolds u, it is because he cares for u.</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果他骂妳,是表示他\"关心\"妳</font><br/><font color="#008080">if u break your promise, u cannot be trusted;</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果你不守承诺,你就是没有信用</font><br/><font color="#008080">if he breaks his,he is forced to do so.</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的</font><br/><font color="#008080">if u smoke, u are bad girl;</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩</font><br/><font color="#008080">if he smokes, he is gentleman.</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果他吸烟,他是绅士</font><br/><font color="#008080">if u do well in your exams, he says it\'s luck;</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气</font><br/><font color="#008080">if he does well, it\'s brains.</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果他考得好,他说是实力!</font><br/><font color="#008080">if u hurt him, u are cruel;</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍</font><br/><font color="#008080">if he hurts u, u are too sensitive!! so hard to please!!!!!</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦!</font><br/><font color="#008080">if u send this to guys, they will swear that it\'s not true.......</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果你寄这封信给男生,他们会发誓以上是不正确的..</font><br/><font color="#008080">but if u don\'t they say u are selfish.....</font><br/><font color="#a52a2a">如果你不寄给他们,他们说妳自私..</font></font></span>
发表于 20-10-2006 23:52:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
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<p><font face="Arial">Haha...Pls do realize it ASAP, gentlemen!</font>[em01]</p>
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