。。荒岛助理医生

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<div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font></div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go<span class="EC_apple-converted-space">
                                                </span>hunting, so he approached<span class="EC_apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>his assistant</span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">"Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close<span class="EC_apple-converted-space">
                                                </span>the clinic.<span class="EC_apple-converted-space">&nbsp; </span>I<span class="EC_apple-converted-space">&nbsp; </span>want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".</span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">"Yes, sir!" answers Garge.</span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and<span class="EC_apple-converted-space">
                                                </span>asks: "So, Garge, how was your day?</span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">Garge told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.</span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">"Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.</span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Maalox,<span class="EC_apple-converted-space">
                                                </span>sir" says Garge.</span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third&nbsp;one?" asks the<span class="EC_apple-converted-space">&nbsp; </span>doctor.</span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a&nbsp;woman enters.&nbsp;&nbsp;Like a flame, she undresses herself,&nbsp;taking off everything&nbsp;including her bra&nbsp;and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts:&nbsp;&nbsp;"'HELP ME!&nbsp; For five years I have not seen any man!'"</span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">"Tunderin' lard Jesus, Garge, what did you do?" asks the&nbsp;doctor.</span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></font></div></div><div><div class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">"I put drops in her eyes."</span></font></div></div></div>[em04][em04]