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发表于 26-9-2011 13:20:48|来自：新加坡
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本帖最后由 jjrchome 于 26-9-2011 13:24 编辑
legilimens 发表于 26-9-2011 12:54 
litebarb
是什么意思？字典里没查到
的确是没有这个词。人家说Light Bulb，他们问“Huh, what litebarb?”，此处暗指SJC学生水平较低。。。
以下是这个笑话的"注水版”：
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it. (over planned)
Q: How many HCI students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.(they are on par now)
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light. (this is classic)
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs. (very correct)
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them. (rich man school, but i know not all are rich)
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. So how do you think they’re able to change it for ACJC?
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’ll prefer it to be darker. Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* (the school with most rumours)
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it. (lol)
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps. (i disagree. maybe they have changed the uniform to a brighter tone, thus forget about light bulbs)
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb? (SRJC not v bad la)
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire. (true about their punishment?)
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted. (yes, having the highest retention rate)
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark. (this is the best answer)
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright. (bright: smart)
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