sun814

tuzi2011 发表于 30-3-2016 15:06
我最近深深的爱上了这句humor

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is res ...

呵呵 你忘了加个u了 这就是美式和英式英文和教育的差别 虽然看了几十年美剧和电影 可还是分辨不出美式的can和can't 听起来都一样 还是英式英语好认

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sun814 发表于 12-4-2016 18:17
呵呵 你忘了加个u了 这就是美式和英式英文和教育的差别 虽然看了几十年美剧和电影 可还是分辨不出美式的c ...

哈哈，humor是美式哦
can和cant，我是通过语调语气分辨出来的

tuzi2011

最近专心自学英语，已忘我。。。也忘了还在盖楼。。。
昨天看了奥巴马在白宫晚宴的演讲，充满了讽刺很有演讲效果，所以开始热衷讽刺类的幽默了。
今天开始把我看到的一篇拆成每天一句，大家可以来了解一下这个效果。

开始！

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally ..., you might live in a country run by idiots.

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If you have to get your parents' permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion ...., you might live in a country run by idiots.

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If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

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If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

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If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

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If an 80-year-old woman or a three-year-old girl who is confined to a wheelchair can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

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昨天忘了更新，今天就来两条啦！

If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is "cute," but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
（我问过美国朋友，他们真的是从小学开始就讲sexual exploration)

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If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion, while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.