Funny Things To Do

WHOO LV10
2005-07-02 · 2044 阅读
<P>- Go to a roadside ice-cream man and ask for hot Mocha.</P>
<P>-Sing the theme to Starwars, then w/o stopping, try to segue into the theme from Superman and then back again.</P>
<P>-Call a loanshark and ask if they need to borrow some cash on low interest.</P>
<P>-Drive a golfbuggy on a busy highway</P>
<P>-Check your best friend's girlfriend's breasts for lumps.</P>
<P>-Offer to give strangers foot massages on the MRT.</P>
<P>-Answer your office phone with 'Good morning, welcome to Macdonald's. may I take your order please? our special of the day is...'</P>
<P>-Go to work with a salami ( Italian sausage) sticking out of your pants.</P>
<P>-Order food but request to remove the main ingredient. like chicken rice without chicken, prawn noodles w/o prawns. rare steak w/o steak.</P>
<P>-Wear a tux to the wet market with your finger in the shape of a gun. when hawkers ask what you want, tell them your name is  JAMES BOND.</P>
<P>-Hug a big, hairy, fat man in public.</P>
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小鱼王子 LV5

发表于 2-7-2005 20:32:25 | 显示全部楼层

小狮租房
did not do any of them![em02][em02]

MonSapius LV5

发表于 2-7-2005 20:49:00 | 显示全部楼层

<P>-Wear a tux to the wet market with your finger in the shape of a gun. when hawkers ask what you want, tell them your name is  JAMES BOND.</P><P>haha, this one is damn good. I'd try it one day if I got nothing to do.</P>

WHOO LV10

发表于 2-7-2005 22:39:50 | 显示全部楼层

im thinking of picking one to do on next april fool

黑魔鲤 LV9

发表于 2-7-2005 23:49:08 | 显示全部楼层

<P>-Drive a golfbuggy on a busy highway</P>

+小挚+ LV8

发表于 3-7-2005 12:59:26 | 显示全部楼层

[em06][em06][em06]

笨女人 LV2

发表于 3-7-2005 22:42:36 | 显示全部楼层

<P>is it very funny??? </P><P>i dun get it!!!!</P><P>[em03][em03][em03]</P>[em04][em04][em04]

MonSapius LV5

发表于 4-7-2005 14:18:51 | 显示全部楼层

faint

小鱼王子 LV5

发表于 4-7-2005 15:41:32 | 显示全部楼层

it is not funny, just stupid when you doing it

MonSapius LV5

发表于 5-7-2005 22:03:05 | 显示全部楼层

<P>huh??? who r u blaming?</P><P>What makes you so angry that so many vulgarities are used?</P>
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