[转帖]两性话题：女人们最难启齿的32个秘密

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　1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　2.Women especially love a bargain.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人特别喜欢便宜货。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world<BR>where they feel like they're actually in control.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,in an effort to trap you sintos feeling guilty.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they<BR>feel an eed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P><BR>　　6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there ’s a spider or a wasp involved.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　8.Women can’t keep secrets.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人不能保守秘密。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives<BR>them a chance to gossip.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　10.Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no<BR>matter whats he’s doing.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men<BR>understandt hat they wouldn ’t need toys if women had an〃on／off〃switch.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　12.Women think all beer is the same.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower.<BR>After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　14.Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothe s and will wear some things twice；if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll p ack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P><BR>　　如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　16.Women brush their hair before bed.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人在睡觉前梳头。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield：Modeling.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’sresponsibility.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P><BR>　　女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they<BR>drive car themselves.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P><BR>　　女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs<BR>and red carpet.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when<BR>women aren’t looking, men kick cats.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can<BR>visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,她们会聊上3个小时。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the<BR>plants,empty the garbag e, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒垃圾、接电话、读书、收邮<BR>件……??<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,〃How do I look？〃<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样？”<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than i t does in man-language.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　“哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don’t agree with them a boutit.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　27.Only women understand the need for〃guest<BR>towels〃and the〃goodchina〃.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P><BR>　　只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them<BR>clamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This<BR>will get men arrested.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　30.Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a<BR>guy despite claims to the contrary.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and<BR>then they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men；women will always catch men checking out other women.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find<BR>another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.<FONT color=#e6e6dd> www.6park.com</FONT>
<P>　　最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。 <BR></P>

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