some jokes 2

jery20462 · 发表于 20-2-2006 11:05:00|来自：福建厦门

Bring me the winner
 　　-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
　　-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
　　-- Well, bring me the winner then.
　　给我那个打赢的吧
　　-- 服务员，
　　这个龙虾只有一只爪。
　　-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
　　-- 哦，那给我那个打赢的吧。

jery20462 · 发表于 20-2-2006 11:06:00|来自：福建厦门

The mean man's party.
　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"
　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
　　吝啬鬼请客
　　一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
　　“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
　　“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。

jery20462 · 发表于 20-2-2006 11:07:00|来自：福建厦门

Advice for "Kid"
　　A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
 　　忠告“年轻者”
　　这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，
　　千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”

jery20462 · 发表于 20-2-2006 11:12:00|来自：福建厦门

Which woman?
　　One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
　　On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
　　My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"
　　哪一位女人？
　　一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，
　　回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”
　　我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？”

幸福蛋糕 · 发表于 20-2-2006 22:56:00|来自：福建厦门

支持

jery20462 · 发表于 21-2-2006 08:11:00|来自：福建厦门

thank you for your support.[em04]

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