【狮城论坛0】新年最讨厌的问候，你今年收到了吗？

华人网编辑 · 发表于 28-1-2017 10:53:17|来自：新加坡

近些年来，远在新加坡奋斗的你们，今年回家相信也会遇到这样的问题：

学业怎么样?

工作怎么样？

多少工资一个月？

买车了吗？买房了吗？

终归那么多问题，网友们把最讨厌的问候一致投票给

“有对象了吗”

那么今年，你被这个问候问候了吗？其实老外也有这样的问题，那么他们都是如何回复的呢?

"Areyou seeing anyone?"

“你有对象/男票/女票吗？”

耿直青年的回复：

1. "No."

“没有。”

2. "I'm dating around."

“一直在相亲。”

3. "I'm not tied down yet."

“还没遇到合适的。”

4. "I've been dating someone for abit, but I can't say for sure she is the one."

“见过几个人，但都觉得不太合适。”

逗逼青年的回复：

1. "Yes, and he's already got twokids of his own, so you'll get those grandchildren you've been waitingfor!"

“有男友啊，他已经有两个孩子了。你不是一直想要外孙吗，这下你的愿望可以一步到位了！”

2. "Not exactly...I just joined acult where we don't believe in any sort of lasting, committed relationships. Wejust use one another to keep the population populated."

“也不算有吧。。。我最近加入了一个教派，我们教的人都不相信人能有持久忠贞的感情。所以关于繁衍的问题，我们都跟自己人内部解决了，正好也可以扩大教众。”

3. "I see people all the time. I'mseeing you right now!"

“我一直在跟各种‘对象’见面啊，你不也是我见面的对象之一嘛！”

4. "Actually, I've found paperfolding and basket weaving to be a better use of my time. Those are two of mynew favorite hobbies, you know, since I'm single."

“讲真，我觉得折纸和编花篮是打发时间的好途径。你知道吗，自单身以来，我就喜欢上这两个爱好了。”

5. "Well, I've started training mydog for the circus, so that takes up a considerable amount of time."

“怎么说呢，我最近一直在训练我的狗，想让它进马戏团。训狗把我的时间都占去了。”

6. "My dog fulfills my need forcompanionship. So do my cats...and my guinea pig."

“我已经有狗狗作伴了，还有喵喵，还有我的荷兰猪。”

7. "Have you seen the majority ofthe male population lately?!"

“你最近没听说吗，现在男性人口太多了，有一部分只能打光棍了？！”

8. Point to a random guy and say,"Him. We just don't like to interact in public settings."

随便指着一个路人甲说：“他就是我男友。一有其他人在，我俩就不好意思说话了。”

9. "No...but someone proposed tome at a bar last week. Does that count?"

“没有。不过上周在酒吧有人跟我求婚了。那个算吗？”

10. "I'm joining a convent. I'mreally looking forward to taking that vow of chastity."

“我刚加入了一所尼姑庵，已经等不及要宣誓永守贞操了。”

11. "I'm going to Rome for a yearand I don't want to be tied down when I'm surrounded by all those Italian menwho are just dying to bring me home to their mothers and feed me homemadepasta."

“我打算去罗马待一年。一想到将要出现大把的意大利帅哥，急着带我见他们父母、给我做意大利面吃，我就不着急相亲了。”