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Icanbook终于又可以网上付款了……差点让我今天去跑一趟。

周六报名开始了,大家留意。
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thanks taigum
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同事转发的有趣的笑话,转到这里歪下楼。

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female,
and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won!

Send this to all the smart women you know...and all the men that have a sense of humor.
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每日一顶 下周回国去耍咯
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taigum的头像不错

郁郁葱葱的绿色植物中间夹着一条蜿蜒的路
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明天周二(29/03)晚上有人想打羽毛球吗  我想组织一下   西部地区
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在偶的家乡向各位战友们致敬!
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