我在新加坡的遭遇-连载 （附部分补充

yeojudy

<P>楼主,支持你!</P><P>我这条命留着就是为了看你的续集的!</P><P>快写快写~~</P>

redboy

<P align=center center? TEXT-ALIGN: 200%; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm><FONT size=3>第三节百忍成金<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3>此人姓黄<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>以前这<FONT face="Times New Roman">Lab</FONT>里有两位姓黄的师兄<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>因其年长<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>我就姑且称他为老黄吧<FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT>他今天来找老板写推荐信<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>想换一份新工作<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>现在的这份工太没有保障了<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>每天提心掉胆<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>生怕哪一天就给炒了鱿鱼<FONT face="Times New Roman"> .</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3>说起来<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>老黄和我还是半个校友哩<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>他毕业于郑州工业大学<FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT>现在已经与郑州大学合并<FONT face="Times New Roman">), 93</FONT>年春来的新加坡<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>来的时候就已经是拖家带口的了<FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT>老黄阅历相当丰富<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>在国内工作了多年<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>深知为人处事之道<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>在老板手下一直是谨小慎微<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>如履薄冰<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>深得老板的赏识<FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3>哪知天有不测风云<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>没黑没夜得熬了三年<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>老黄以为这硕士学位的黑方帽已经触手可及了<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>再加上年级最长<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>资格最老<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>就有些忘乎所以<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>一不小心犯下了滔天大罪<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3>什么滔天大罪<FONT face="Times New Roman">? </FONT>说起来吓死你<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3>他居然没有先请示老板就开始写<FONT face="Times New Roman">thesis.</FONT>俗话说伴君如伴虎<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>这还了得<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>老板勃然大怒<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>将老黄痛骂一顿而后赶出<FONT face="Times New Roman">lab. “</FONT>你想毕业<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>我偏就不让你毕业<FONT face="Times New Roman">”. </FONT>老板是什么人<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>老板就是你的上帝<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>让你死你就不得活<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3>从宠儿变成了弃儿<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>老黄傻了<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>一时糊涂落得晚节不保<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>眼睁睁看着梦寐以求的黑方帽象长了翅膀一样飞走了<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>三年的血汗全白流了<FONT face="Times New Roman">! </FONT>无论老黄怎样哀求<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>老板就是不为所动<FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT>想交<FONT face="Times New Roman">thesis, </FONT>没门<FONT face="Times New Roman">! </FONT>没有奖学金还要让你交学费<FONT face="Times New Roman">, NUS</FONT>的硕士学位能有这么好拿<FONT face="Times New Roman">? </FONT>在新加坡这弹丸之地混了十几年<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>老板什么学生没见过<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>收拾你个中国来的穷小子还不是小菜一碟<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3>不幸中的万幸是那时候新加坡的经济还不错<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>凭着在国内丰富的工作经验<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>老黄找到了一份工<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>在一家工厂里做化验员<FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT>但是没有学位就解决不了什么身份<FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT>老黄不死心<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>还是三天两头的跑去哀求老板放他一马<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>原谅他<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>宽恕他<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>赏他个学位<FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3>老黄到底去找老板找了多少趟<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>他自己也记不清楚了<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>总之他就这样持之以恒的坚持了整整<FONT face="Times New Roman">4</FONT>年<FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT>苍天不负有心人<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>奇迹终于出现了<FONT face="Times New Roman">.1999</FONT>年底老板最终被老黄的真心忏悔所感动<FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT>老黄可以<FONT face="Times New Roman">submit thesisofficially</FONT>了<FONT face="Times New Roman">. 2000</FONT>年<FONT face="Times New Roman">7</FONT>月老黄戴上了硕士学位的黑方帽<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3>距离老黄<FONT face="Times New Roman">93</FONT>年来新<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>整整<FONT face="Times New Roman">7</FONT>年半过去了<FONT face="Times New Roman">- </FONT>就为了一个硕士学位<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3>可是老黄无怨无悔<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">“ </FONT>老板这人是我这一生<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT>见过的最无耻<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>最刻薄<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>最自私自利的人<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>比我见过的其它任何一个恶老板都要恶毒十倍<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT>但是我要感谢他<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>我要感谢新加坡和<FONT face="Times New Roman">NUS. ” </FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3>老黄的脸上洋溢着真诚的幸福的微笑<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT>是呀<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>历经千难万苦<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>拿了学位<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>拿了<FONT face="Times New Roman">PR, </FONT>买了组屋<FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT>他能不高兴吗<FONT face="Times New Roman">? </FONT>他忍不住啊<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">“ </FONT>我以前在中国受不得气<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>受不得罪<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>放不下知识分子的虚荣心<FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT>来到这里才是真正经受了锻炼, 经受了凤凰涅媻般的重生<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT>自尊心当不得饭吃呀<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>脸皮薄是要饿死人的<FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT>记住<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>只要能把这个老板对付过去了<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>天下没有你对付不了的老板<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT>不要怨天尤人<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>合理的是锻炼<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>不合理的是磨练<FONT face="Times New Roman">.”</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3>看着我和大师兄面面相觑的样子<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>老黄接着讲<FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">” </FONT>在老板这里光能受气<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>能吃苦还不行<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>还要讲究策略<FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT>你们现在恐怕都有体会了<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>一味照老板的<FONT face="Times New Roman">IDEA</FONT>做实验是肯定不行的<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>他那都是异想天开的<FONT face="Times New Roman">IDEA, </FONT>不出活嘛<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>什么也做不出来<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>拿什么写论文<FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT>要自己想<FONT face="Times New Roman">IDEA, </FONT>私下里要偷偷做<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>但是绝对不能让老板知道<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>一旦他发现了<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>那就是欺君之罪<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>非死不可<FONT face="Times New Roman">.”</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">“ </FONT>那岂不是没办法了<FONT face="Times New Roman">?” </FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">“ </FONT>有<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>老板很<FONT face="Times New Roman">stubborn, </FONT>自尊心很强<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>不能直接告诉他<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>要让老板逐步自己意识到他的<FONT face="Times New Roman">IDEA</FONT>是行不同的<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>并且把他的思路引导到你的已经成功的<FONT face="Times New Roman">IDEA</FONT>上去<FONT face="Times New Roman">, 还要</FONT>让他感觉到这个<FONT face="Times New Roman">IDEA</FONT>是他想出来的<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT>切记任何时候都千万不能表现得比老板还要聪明<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3>原来如此<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3>老黄看了看手表<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">“ </FONT>要回家了<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>明天还要起个大早去面试呢<FONT face="Times New Roman">.”</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3>看着老黄的背影<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>我和大师兄百感交集<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>不知道是该羡慕他<FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT>还是该同情他<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></FONT></P>
<P LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; 0pt 0cm 200%?><FONT size=3>难道人的一生就是为了这个<FONT face="Times New Roman">! </FONT>难道我们来新加坡就是为了这个<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></FONT></P>

[此贴子已经被作者于2004-10-6 12:58:07编辑过]

lootoonyek

<P>连我这个本地人都不稀罕新加坡大学的学位，宁可出国深造也不想受到新加坡那些清规戒律的束缚。</P>
<P>反正中、美、英等国有许多比NUS好的学府，可以自由研究不受闲气，这样可以抑制你那易冲动的脾气。</P>
<P>祝您一路顺风！</P>[em07][em07][em07]

[此贴子已经被作者于2004-10-6 12:17:49编辑过]

miaomi

我也在等!

redboy

我一定会满足大家的要求的! 感谢各位的支持和帮助!

cristina99

<P>支持楼主! 你写的东西给人很真实的感觉,其实这样的心理变态的教授肯定是存在的. 这一个教授不好并不代表整个学校就不好呀.不明白为什么有人故意把事情扩大,说话的口气象文革红卫兵中第二阶段造反派红卫兵时期的人,一点小事就要上升为阶级斗争似的.楼主只是说他个人的遭遇和情况,碍着你们哪跟筋了,莫不是那个变态教授的马甲?</P>

roadwang

<P>从一个prof的特例推论整个NUS和新加坡的学府是不是有点片面了</P><P>不过那个老板实在是bt的 让我想起了王晓波《黄金时代》里面的被整的整天写悔过书的日子，日子是苦了一点不过还是自己过得很开心的</P><P>人生在世，黄金时代就这十几年...</P>

fatrat

<P>从一个prof的特例推论整个NUS和新加坡的学府是不是有点片面了</P><P>yes, most prof is quite kind.</P><P>but the prof can stay in nus for over 10 years and 整 students very day. </P><P>we can see.   NUS  is staff' NUS.  </P>

redboy

到家了! 太幸福了! 永别了, 新加坡!

huyanrent

<P>来到新加坡时间不长,感觉这里的社会秩序要比国内好.但是有好人必然就有坏人,这一点在那里都一样. 这里的热心人遇到过不少.但是骗子,流氓,无赖也都遭遇过.红孩子讲的根本就没有什么值得怀疑,变态那里都有,而且我觉得学历越高的人群中变态的比例越大. 我在国内的老板也是个变态,因为他做人太卑鄙,有一次有个学生拿着刀去和他拼命. 但是狗是改不了吃屎的. 这些变态只要不被捅死就不会和正常人一样做人的. </P><P>祝贺红孩子终于脱离苦海.</P><P>鄙视那些只会帮那些人渣放狗屁的SB们.</P>