[原创]警惕"新加坡综合症"

雪xuer

天那....我看我已经病入膏荒了.....

leno

我在挣扎徘徊！希望还来的及！[em01]

双子座

<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>leno</I>在2004-11-18 23:13:19的发言：</B>
我在挣扎徘徊！希望还来的及！[em01]</DIV>

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黄昏09

<P>看了，原来我也快了，或者已经开始了！</P><P>怎么能治疗啊？？？？</P><P>紧急求助中/////////////</P>

Davidwan

<P>我也中了！</P><P>有没有解救的药方啊？</P>

撒旦de宠儿

7. 开始使用新加坡人怪怪的中文表达方式,比如"某某东西很美""签线""还钱"等
8. 英语发音开始带新加坡的味道.
10. 一方面,性格变得更加温和,另一方面, 更加淡漠了.
11. 对国家大事, 政治逐步失去兴趣.

梦语兰心

解药我刚刚吃过了。。。。。。。。[em01]

赌球的老狠

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1. 丧失对生活的激情与梦想,开始满足并窃喜于富足的小康生活.
2. 虽可能不想入籍, 但想长期PR甚至一辈子生活在新加坡.
3. 偶尔回国后会觉得很高兴,但不过一个月立刻很想返回.
4. 对周围人偶尔发牢骚诉说新加坡的不是, 但对国内的朋友又大谈新加坡如何的好.
5. 开始认同新加坡的HDB,认为住HDB同住公寓没啥区别.
6. 当遇到不合理的规定时, 表现出打心里的服从和接受,并认为政府的行为是对的.
    (比如开水电帐户被政府收押金)
7. 开始使用新加坡人怪怪的中文表达方式,比如"某某东西很美""签线""还钱"等
8. 英语发音开始带新加坡的味道.
9. 女性对鸡毛蒜皮的市井杂事更加津津乐道,男性对钱包更加吝啬,变得更小器.
10. 一方面,性格变得更加温和,另一方面, 更加淡漠了.
11. 对国家大事, 政治逐步失去兴趣.

</P><P>If we replace the word Singapore with China. Change "going back to China" to "go aboard". I think most Chinese are infected with "China syndrome" too. </P><P>[em01][em01]</P><P>Just kidding. Anyway, 1,3,4,6,9,10,11 are quite common to Chinese as well as Singaporeans. To some extent we are doing worse than them. Any comments?</P>

amma-qq

去找急诊。。。。

VICEROY

<P>
<P><FONT color=#1a1ae6 size=3>The syndromes(1.....11) of AIDSS are only showed people's changing in their  mindsets &amp; behavings.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#1a1ae6 size=3>How about people's physical chanings? Concluding below:</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#1a1ae6 size=3>1) Nose and Nostril become wider and bigger   (after 6 - 7 years )</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#1a1ae6 size=3>2) Skin of body, face become darker &amp; rougher (after 2 - 3 years)</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#1a1ae6 size=3>3) Grey hair come out quickly, due to depress &amp; high pressure  (age above 30-35 old)</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#1a1ae6 size=3>4) Two legs become "O" legs.  boz wear slippers and bare foot for long time (after 20 years)</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#1a1ae6 size=3>5) Immune system becom weaker, e.g. when back to China, easy to catch a cold or sick.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#1a1ae6 size=3>6) Taste senseing become bad or loss, e.g. stronger smelling - Durian. (after 3 - 4 years)</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#1a1ae6 size=3>7) Man become ED quickly after 30-34 old....</FONT></P>
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