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与风共舞

melt it...dip it....love it....

与风共舞

to my dearest chocholate!

无旋枪

wonderful~~~

DongTing

hahaha, so funny!

yxx_amy

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gilbertlee

<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>飞机</I>在2004-12-12 22:32:19的发言：</B>
<FONT size=4><FONT color=#b00e00>Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard &amp; Visa.

</FONT>　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

　　<FONT color=#b00e>One should love animals. They are so tasty. </FONT>


　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

　　<FONT color=#b00e>Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. </FONT>

　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

　　<FONT color=#b00e>Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. </FONT>

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。

　<FONT color=#ff0000>　</FONT><FONT color=#1111ee><b>Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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　　<FONT color=#b00e>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. </FONT>

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

　　<FONT color=#b00e>The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. </FONT>

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。

　　<FONT color=#b00e>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. </FONT>

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。

　　<FONT color=#b00e>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. </FONT>

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。

　　<FONT color=#b00e>Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. </FONT>

　　爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

　　<FONT color=#b00e>Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. </FONT>

　　后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

　　<FONT color=#b00e>“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. </FONT>

　　“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

　　<FONT color=#b00e>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. </FONT>

　　应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

　　<FONT color=#b00e>“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? </FONT>

　　努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。

　　<FONT color=#b00e>“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! </FONT>

　　工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。

　　<FONT color=#b00e>God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. </FONT>

　　神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

　　<FONT color=#b00e>When two’s company, three’s the result! </FONT>

　　两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

　　<FONT color=#b00e>A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. </FONT>

　　服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

　　<FONT color=#b00e>The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. </FONT>

　　<FONT color=#b00e>The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.   </FONT>

　　学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 </FONT>
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<P>       The fifth has a small fault, "woman" not "man"</P>