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SWATCH · 发表于 16-2-2005 14:37:13|来自：

Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
>　　钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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>　　One should love animals. They are so tasty.
>　　每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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>　　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
>　　要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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>　　Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
>　　要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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>　　Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
>　　每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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>　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
>　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
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>　　The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
>　　聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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>　　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
>　　成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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>　　Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
>　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
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>　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
>　　爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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>　　Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
>　　后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
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>　　Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
>　　现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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>　　There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
>　　应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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>　　Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
>　　努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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>　　Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
>　　工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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>　　God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
>　　神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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>　　When two’s company, three’s the result!
>　　两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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>　　A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
>　　服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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>　　The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn
>　　学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着

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