Rated [PG18]: What is Marketing?

JoshuaLee · 发表于 21-7-2005 00:17:19|来自：

Someone asked me what types of marketing there were, so I offer you this:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.[em05]

MonSapius · 发表于 21-7-2005 00:56:21|来自：

yea, i've heard of this before

MonSapius · 发表于 21-7-2005 01:45:45|来自：

actually i've heard of a modified version before, it was even more intersting

小鱼王子 · 发表于 21-7-2005 01:22:26|来自：

seen!

JoshuaLee · 发表于 21-7-2005 14:37:43|来自：

<DIV class=quote>以下是引用MonSapius在2005-7-21 1:45:45的发言：

actually i've heard of a modified version before, it was even more intersting</DIV>

Actually i've read this kind of comment before, and the guy has a more appealing look.

am joking, lol.

黑魔鲤 · 发表于 22-7-2005 00:56:00|来自：

how about the girl?

MonSapius · 发表于 21-7-2005 23:35:02|来自：

MonSapius · 发表于 23-7-2005 08:04:34|来自：

the gal looks gorgeous but basebred

MonSapius · 发表于 23-7-2005 08:04:34|来自：

the gal looks gorgeous but basebred

MonSapius · 发表于 23-7-2005 08:04:34|来自：

the gal looks gorgeous but basebred

Rated [PG18]: What is Marketing?

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