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<PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">matter <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>> what<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">> the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm.<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>><o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>> Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">ask<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">> the rabbi.<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>><o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>> The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">> following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">you<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">> are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">help<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">> the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>><o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>> They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">young<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">> man and he waves a towel over them as they make love.<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>><o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>> It doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">back to<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">> the rabbi.<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>><o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>> "Okay", he says to the husband, "let's try it reversed. Have the <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">young<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">> man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>><o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>> Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">bed<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">> with the wife and the husband waves the towel.<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>><o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>> The young man gets working with great enthusiasm and the wife soon <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">has an<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">> enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>><o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>> The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">triumphantly:<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>><o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE ><FONT face="Courier New">>> "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE>
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