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1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?<BR><BR>2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?<BR><BR>3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?<BR><BR>4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from<BR> Holland called Holes?<BR><BR>5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?<BR><BR>6. Why the man who invests all your money called a<BR>broker?<BR><BR>7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make<BR> terrible?<BR><BR>8. Why is it called building when it is already built?<BR><BR>9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?<BR><BR>10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have<BR> parking lots?<BR><BR>11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several<BR> times, does he become disoriented?<BR><BR>12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat??<BR> Humans |
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