What do a virgin and a ballon have in common?<br><br>--- All it takes os one prick annd its all over..<br><br><br><br><br>What is the difference between a laywer and a bucket of ****?<br><br>--- The bucket<br><br><br><br>Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?<br><br>--- Because everybody who can run, jump and swim ar ealready in the US<br><br><br><br>What do the gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common?<br><br><br>--- They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.<br><br><br><br><br>Which of the following doesn't belong? Wife, meat, eggs, blow job<br><br><br>---- The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, your meat, but you can't beat a blow job.<br><br><br><br>How do you tell who is the head nurse?<br><br>--- By the dirt on her knees.<br><br><br><br><br>What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? .............sexual harrasment<br><br>What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?.................$3.99 a minute<br><br><br><br>What are thee word you dread the most while making love?<br><br>---- Honey i'm home.<br><br><br><br>What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?<br><br>--- They both cause you an hour waiting for a two minutes ride.
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