A couple in their nineties

ontherun · 发表于 24-1-2006 09:57:00|来自：新加坡

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering >things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor >tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to >start writing things down to help them remember.Later that night >while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife >asks, "Where are you going?" > >"To the kitchen," he replies. > >"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" > >"Sure." > >"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" > >she asks. > >"No, I can remember it." > >"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it >down because you know you'll forget it." > >He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice-cream w i th >strawberries." "I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll >forget that, so you'd better write it down!" she retorts. > >Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember >it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - > >I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen. > >After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and >hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate >for a moment and says, "Where's my toast?"

守望麦田 · 发表于 6-2-2006 01:47:00|来自：新加坡

haha!It's funny!

leeqianbei · 发表于 6-2-2006 12:37:00|来自：新加坡

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小鱼王子 · 发表于 8-2-2006 13:30:00|来自：新加坡

blur...

红色企鹅 · 发表于 12-10-2006 21:29:00|来自：新加坡

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用ontherun在2006-1-24 9:57:00的发言： A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering >things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor >tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to >start writing things down to help them remember.Later that night >while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife >asks, "Where are you going?" > >"To the kitchen," he replies. > >"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" > >"Sure." > >"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" > >she asks. > >"No, I can remember it." > >"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it >down because you know you'll forget it." > >He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice-cream w i th >strawberries." "I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll >forget that, so you'd better write it down!" she retorts. > >Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember >it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - > >I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen. > >After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and >hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate >for a moment and says, "Where's my toast?" </div>[em01][em01]

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