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<P>Did you know that you can eat Charlie Taylor, but you'd be advised against drinking beef tea? Or that you should never, ever, swallow a batch of crumbs? Confused? Read this handy guide to cowboy slang, courtesy of the US West Festival of the West.<BR><BR>Arizona nightingale: A burro or donkey. <BR>Arizona strawberries: Dried beans, usually pink in color. <BR>Bangtail: A horse. <BR>Barking squirrel: A prairie dog. <BR>Batch of crumbs: Bugs one might find in blankets. <BR>Bean master: A cook. <BR>Hoodlum wagon: A wagon that carried bedrolls. <BR>Beef tea: Shallow water fouled by cattle. <BR>Biscuit: A saddle horn. <BR>Boiled shirt/Fried shirt: A white or stiff shirt. <BR>Build a loop: Prepare a lasso for a throw. <BR>Burn the breeze: Ride fast. <BR>California banknote: A cowhide used as currency. <BR>Catawampously: Fiercely. <BR>Cavvy-man: The one who looked after the horses. <BR>Charlie Taylor: A makeshift butter made from molasses and fat. <BR>Chuck line rider: A man out of work who rode from ranch to ranch for grub. <BR>Community loop: An extra large lasso noose. <BR>Coonie: A dried cowhide used to hold equipment, fuel, etc., on a chuck wagon. <BR>Cowjuice: Milk. <BR>Doofunnies: Knives and trinkets carried in pockets. <BR>Dust: To move about quickly. <BR>Fence lifter/Goose Drownder/Gully Washer: Heavy rain. <BR>Fixin' for high riding: Preparing to depart quickly. <BR>Flag your kite: Hurried departure. <BR>Flannel mouth: An overly talkative man or a boaster. <BR>Forty rod lightning: Whiskey. <BR>'Fraid hole: Cave or cellar. <BR>Fumadiddle: Fancy dress. <BR>Great seizer: The sheriff. <BR>Hay waddy: Extra hand on a ranch used to cut hay. <BR>Hemp fever: A hanging. <BR>Hornswoggling: The movements of a cow, by which it threw off or evaded the rope. <BR>Hurricane deck: The back of a bucking horse. <BR>Idaho brain storm: A dust devil. <BR>Leavin' Cheyenne: Going away. <BR>Life preserver: A revolver. <BR>Lincoln shingles: Hard bread. <BR>Lining his flu: Refers to a man who is eating. <BR>Loblolly: A muddy puddle. <BR>Longhorned: Experienced. <BR>Love apples: Canned tomatoes. <BR>Mother Hubbard loop: A very large loop or lasso. <BR>Oklahoma rain: A dust or sand storm. <BR>Overland trout: Bacon. <BR>Pepperbox: Coffee mill. <BR>Pimple: An Eastern (or English) style saddle. <BR>Pirooting: Fooling around. <BR>Quirly: A cigarette that is rolled by hand. <BR>Rocky mountain canary: A burro. <BR>Silk: Barbed wire. <BR>Slick heeled: A person not wearing spurs. <BR></P>
<P><FONT color=#ff0000>A COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE<BR><BR></FONT>Don't squat with your spurs on.<BR>Explanation<BR>squat (verb) crouch on your heels<BR>spurs (noun) sharp devices worn on cowboys' boots used to kick horses to make them go faster.<BR><BR>Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.<BR>Explanation<BR>ain't botherin' you none<BR>is not bothering you.<BR>Note how the word none is purposefully added to form an incorrect double negative, even though it is otherwise redundant.<BR><BR>Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.<BR>Explanation<BR>rain dance<BR>Native American people sometimes danced in an effort to create rain for their crops. Rain dances are usually most successfully during the rainy season.<BR><BR>The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.<BR>Explanation<BR>eat crow (idiom) publicly admit an embarrassing mistake. A crow is a black bird.<BR>swaller (slang) swallow<BR><BR>If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.<BR>Explanation<BR>diggin' (contaction) digging<BR><BR>If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.<BR>Explanation<BR>If it does not seem worth the effort, it probably is not.<BR><BR>It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.<BR>Explanation<BR>It does not take a genius to find a goat in a flock of sheep.<BR><BR>Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.<BR>Explanation<BR>Generally, you are not learning anything when your mouth is talking.<BR><BR>If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.<BR>Explanation<BR>If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with you.<BR>herd (noun) a group of cows or horses<BR><BR>Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.<BR>Explanation<BR>lotta (contraction) lot of<BR><BR>When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.<BR>Explanation<BR>critter (slang) animal<BR><BR>When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.<BR>Explanation<BR>throwin' your weight around (idiom) acting aggressive<BR><BR>Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.<BR>Explanation<BR>Lettin' the cat outta the bag (idiom) Telling a secret to someone<BR>puttin' (contraction) putting<BR><BR>Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.<BR><BR>The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.<BR><BR>The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.<BR><BR>Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.<BR><BR>If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.<BR>Explanation<BR>If you start thinking you are a person of some influence, try ordering someone else's dog around<BR><BR>Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.<BR>Explanation<BR>bitin' off more'n you can chew (idiom) accepting a challenge that is too big<BR>bigger'n (contraction) bigger than <BR><BR>Always drink upstream from the herd.<BR><BR>Never miss a good chance to shut up.<BR>Explanation<BR>shut up (idiom) stop talking<BR></P> |
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