A piece of Joke

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<P><FONT face=NSimSun>The wife comes home early &amp; finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>The husband replies, "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened."</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>"Hmmmmm, I don't know; well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>The husband begins to tell his story . .</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>"While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed, and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically devoured them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you. I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>The husband continues his story . . . .</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me: </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=NSimSun>"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"</FONT></P>

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