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Now THIS is what I call a forward<BR><BR> > My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have<BR> >taken the<BR> > time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12<BR> >months. Thank<BR> > you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy.<BR> ><BR> ><BR> ><BR> > * Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap<BR> >in the<BR>glue<BR> > on envelopes - cause I now have to go get a wet towel<BR> >every time I<BR> > need to seal an envelope.<BR> ><BR> ><BR> ><BR> > * Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same<BR> >reason.<BR> > Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca<BR> >Cola because I<BR> > know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly<BR> >an<BR> > appealing<BR>characteristic.<BR> ><BR> ><BR> ><BR> > * I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I<BR> >could be<BR> > pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.<BR> ><BR> ><BR> ><BR> > * I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I<BR> >smell like a<BR> > water buffalo on a hot day.<BR> ><BR> ><BR> ><BR> > * I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might<BR> >drug me with a<BR> > perfume sample and rob me.<BR> ><BR> ><BR> > * I no longer eat KFC<BR>because their "chickens" are<BR> >actually horrible<BR> > mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.<BR> ><BR> |
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