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jery20462 · 发表于 20-2-2006 12:23:00|来自：

A Smart Housewife.
　　A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"
　　精明的家庭主妇 　　一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。她听了大为兴奋，说：“那太好了！一个炉子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我买两个炉子的话，不就可以把煤全都省下来了吗？”

jery20462 · 发表于 20-2-2006 12:28:00|来自：

Where is the father?
　　　 Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
　　　 "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" 　　　 "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
　　　 The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
　　父亲在哪儿？
　　　兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
　　　 “看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”
　　　 “是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”
　　　哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”

jery20462 · 发表于 20-2-2006 12:27:00|来自：

Does the dog know the proverb,　too?
　　　 The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
　　　 "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
　　　 "Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
　　狗也知道这个谚语吗？
　　　一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
　　　“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
　　　“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”

jery20462 · 发表于 20-2-2006 12:33:00|来自：

The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可怜的丈夫
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”

jery20462 · 发表于 20-2-2006 12:33:00|来自：

Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?
　　Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want me to do, Doctor? " "Hold the lantern, Mike. Here it comes!" the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.
　　"Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy." "Saints be praised, I..." Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mike." Soon the doctor delivers the next child. "You've a full set now, Mike. A beautiful baby daughter."
　　"Thanks be to..."
　　Again the Doctor cuts in, "Hold the lantern, Mike, Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor
　　holds up the baby for Mike's inspection.
　　"Doctor," asks Mike, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"

jery20462 · 发表于 20-2-2006 12:24:00|来自：

Only cash and credit cards
　　　 When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for
　　a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people.
　　　 " Do you take children?" the man asked.
　　　 "No, sir," replied the clerk. "Only cash and credit cards."
　　只算现金和信用卡
　　　一个人打电话给一家汽车旅馆询问房租，旅馆的工作人员回答说房租的多少取决于房间的大小和住客的人数。
　　　 “小孩儿算不算呢？”那人问道。
　　　 “不算，先生。”服务员回答，“我们只算现金和信用卡。”

xxzs · 发表于 12-3-2006 23:52:00|来自：

[em10]

jery20462 · 发表于 13-3-2006 15:14:00|来自：

恩
今朝有酒今朝醉....

jery20462 · 发表于 13-3-2006 14:49:00|来自：

You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," 真有趣~~~~

emi · 发表于 13-3-2006 14:59:00|来自：

happy today,but can't imagine tomorrow...[em06]

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