Man's advice

ontherun

<P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2>A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them is playing<FONT color=navy> </FONT>as<BR>well as they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.  The<FONT color=navy> </FONT>husband<BR>has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no,<FONT color=navy> </FONT>no,<BR>You are gripping the club way too hard!"<BR><BR>"Well, what should I do?" Asks the man.<BR><BR>"Hold the club gently," the pro replies, "just like you'd hold your<FONT color=navy> </FONT>wife's<FONT color=navy> </FONT>breast."<BR><BR>The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and POW!  He hits the ball 250<BR>yards straight down the fairway.  The next day the wife goes for her<FONT color=navy> </FONT>lesson.<BR>After the pro watches her swing, he says, "No, no, no, You're gripping<FONT color=navy> </FONT>the<BR>club way too hard."<BR><BR>"What can I do?" asks the wife.<BR><BR>"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."<BR><BR>The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and<FONT color=navy> </FONT>THUMP.<BR>The ball goes straight down the fairway, about 3 feet.  "That was<FONT color=navy> </FONT>great,"<BR>the pro says, "Nice and gentle.  Now take the club out of your mouth and<BR>hold it in your hands."</FONT><FONT face=Tahoma><o:p></o:p></FONT></P>