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女人种类(英汉)

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发表于 28-2-2006 03:06:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
硬盘女人: 永远记住所有事情。 <BR>HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER. <BR><BR>储存条女人: 温存后便忘了你。 <BR>RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. <BR><BR>视窗女人: 她不完美,可没她不行 <BR>WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, <BR>but no one can live without her. <BR><BR>屏保女人: 毫无用处,但有趣。 <BR>SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! <BR><BR>网络女人: 难以掌控 <BR>INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access. <BR><BR>服务器女人: 每当你需要, 她都在忙别的 <BR>SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her. <BR><BR>多媒体女人: 表面上, 可化腐朽为神奇 <BR>MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful. <BR><BR>光驱女人: 总是变得更快 <BR>CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster. <BR><BR>电子邮件女人: 所说的,十之八九是没用的 <BR>E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. <BR><BR>病毒女人: 众所周知,那就是“老婆”。 在你不要时来, 强迫安装,用尽你的资源。 如果你想分手,你必有所失, 否则她跟定你了 <BR>VIRUS Woman: <BR>Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, <BR>installs herself and uses all your resources. <BR>If you try to uninstall her you will loose something if you don't <BR>try to uninstall her you will be rendered useless...
发表于 27-1-2007 11:12:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
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Aiyo..how about men leh?
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