english in restaurant

小晋晋

who can tell me?....thx

小晋晋

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<P>"hi, 2 people, please"</P>
<P>"i would like to have..... for soup, .....as appetiser, .....as main course, and for desert, i'd like to try ....., thank you"</P>
<P>"medium for my steak, please" </P>
<P>"same for this lady"</P>
<P>"may i know where's the Gents?"</P>
<P>"please excuse me for a moment"</P>
<P>and u probably can say the sentences below, too</P>
<P>"may i know which kind of beef you are using for steak?"</P>
<P>"why isnt it from <FONT size=2>Koobe, J</FONT>apan?"</P>
<P>"why isnt my wine dated 1984?"</P>
<P>and u will get</P>
<P>"SHUT DA FUG UP AND GET OUT OF HERE"</P>
<P>well, just for gags</P>
<P>maybe its pretty hard for a laugh</P>
<P>but....its the lameness that count, ya?</P>

小晋晋

<P>thx</P>