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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....<BR><BR>1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. <BR>2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. <BR>3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. <BR>4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] <BR>5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. <BR>6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? <BR>7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. <BR>8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. <BR>9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? <BR>10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. <BR>11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. <BR>12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" <BR>13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? <BR>14. Can I flirt with you? <BR>15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. <BR>16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if <BR>17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. <BR>18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? <BR>19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. <BR>20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? <BR>21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? <BR>22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. <BR>23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? <BR>24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? <BR>25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. <BR>26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. <BR>27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? <BR>28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. <BR>29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? <BR>30. So... How am I doing'? <BR>31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? <BR>32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. <BR>33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? <BR>34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? <BR>35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. <BR>36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? <BR>37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... <BR> |
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