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<FONT size=2>1)Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.<BR><BR> 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.<BR><BR> <BR><BR> <BR> 2)One should love animals. They are so tasty.<BR><BR> 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.<BR><BR> <BR><BR> 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.<BR><BR> 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.<BR><BR> <BR><BR> 4)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.<BR><BR> 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.<BR><BR> <BR><BR> 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.<BR><BR> 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.<BR><BR> <BR><BR> 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in <BR> life.<BR><BR> 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.<BR><BR> <BR><BR> 7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.<BR><BR> 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.<BR><BR> <BR><BR> 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.<BR><BR> 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.<BR><BR> <BR><BR> 9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.<BR><BR> 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.</FONT><BR> |
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