How Come

ontherun · 发表于 10-4-2006 01:15:00|来自：新加坡

How Come A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. How Come A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. How Come A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. How Come To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. And not try to understand her at all. How Come Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. How Come Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. How Come Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. How Come A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. How Come A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. How Come There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage. How Come If a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute p.s How Come 就是 : 为什么会这样呢 ??

红色企鹅 · 发表于 12-4-2006 00:37:00|来自：新加坡

<DIV class=quote>以下是引用ontherun在2006-4-10 1:15:00的发言： How Come A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. (According to my experience, this is called the impulsive shopping. Anyway, trying not to do this any more in case i regret) How Come A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. (Women need to have the sense of security, i suppose?) How Come A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. (Huh? If so, i wish i am lucky enough to succeed.)<IMG src="http://bbs.sgchinese.com/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif"> How Come To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. And not try to understand her at all. (Because when we love our men too much, we wish they show us the love as well, which is a way of being understanding, too) How Come Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. (Eh? Any evidence?) How Come Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.(Ah? I dont get it? How Come Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. (Bullshit, sorry for saying bad words, i didnot mean it) How Come A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. (Women are too naive) How Come A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.(Er..seems true..Dunno why. This applies to me,as well) How Come There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage. (.............) How Come If a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute (Are you guys going to pay me if i do so?)<IMG src="http://bbs.sgchinese.com/Skins/Default/emot/em05.gif"> p.s How Come 就是 : 为什么会这样呢 ?? </DIV>

[此贴子已经被作者于2006-4-12 0:38:16编辑过]

3some · 发表于 15-4-2006 22:49:00|来自：新加坡

If a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute (Are you guys going to pay me if i do so?)<IMG src="http://bbs.sgchinese.com/Skins/Default/emot/em05.gif"> No problem. S$9.00 per min. ?

3some · 发表于 15-4-2006 22:47:00|来自：新加坡

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红色企鹅 · 发表于 16-4-2006 18:41:00|来自：新加坡

<DIV class=quote>以下是引用3some在2006-4-15 22:49:00的发言： If a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute (Are you guys going to pay me if i do so?)<IMG src="http://bbs.sgchinese.com/Skins/Default/emot/em05.gif"> No problem. S$9.00 per min. ?</DIV>
Is that the recent market rate?[em09][em09][em09]

mari · 发表于 17-4-2006 12:12:00|来自：新加坡

all the women over the world are gonna be rich soon. cheers!!!

ontherun · 发表于 17-4-2006 19:05:00|来自：新加坡

<DIV class=quote>以下是引用mari在2006-4-17 12:12:00的发言： all the women over the world are gonna be rich soon. cheers!!!</DIV>
Yeah, easy money,eh, pay for talking......[em01][em01]

ontherun · 发表于 17-4-2006 19:03:00|来自：新加坡

<DIV class=quote>以下是引用红色企鹅在2006-4-16 18:41:00的发言： 
Is that the recent market rate?[em09][em09][em09]</DIV>

I don't think so. You should get more than that......let's go to Google to find out....
[em01][em01]

mari · 发表于 17-4-2006 19:38:00|来自：新加坡

i want to have money to set a family~~~

mari · 发表于 17-4-2006 19:34:00|来自：新加坡

haha, good for all women!!! [em10]

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