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>> WHITE WOMEN:<BR>>> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.<BR>>> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a <BR>bit.<BR>>> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the <BR>missionary <BR>>> position.<BR>>><BR>>> IRISH WOMEN:<BR>>> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.<BR>>> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.<BR>>> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.<BR>>><BR>>> ITALIAN WOMEN:<BR>>> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive <BR>>> restaurant.<BR>>> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes <BR>spaghetti <BR>>> & meatballs.<BR>>> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & <BR>insists on <BR>>> a 3-carat ring.<BR>>> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate <BR>the <BR>>> thought of having sex.<BR>>> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.<BR>>><BR>>> JEWISH WOMEN:<BR>>> First Date: You get terrific head.<BR>>> Second Date: You get even more great head.<BR>>> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get <BR>head <BR>>> again.<BR>>><BR>>> CHINESE WOMEN:<BR>>> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but <BR>>> nothing happens.<BR>>> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. <BR>>> Nothing happens again.<BR>>> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and <BR>you've <BR>>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.<BR>>><BR>>> INDIAN WOMEN:<BR>>> First date: Meet her parents.<BR>>> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.<BR>>> Third date: Wedding night.<BR>>><BR>>> BLACK WOMEN:<BR>>> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.<BR>>> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a <BR>real <BR>>> expensive dinner.<BR>>> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.<BR>>> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.<BR>>><BR>>> MEXICAN WOMEN:<BR>>> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk <BR>on <BR>>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.<BR>>> Second Date: She's pregnant.<BR>>> Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, <BR>father, <BR>>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her <BR>>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her <BR>sister's <BR>>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans <BR>for <BR>>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now <BR>looks <BR>>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.<BR>>><BR>>><BR>>> ARAB WOMEN:<BR>>> First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, <BR>>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.<BR>>> Second Date: Guy is shot dead.<BR>>> No third date.<BR> |
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