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This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. <BR>Everything checked out fine. <BR>The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and <BR>said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I <BR>was wondering how I can increase my husband's <BR>sex drive." <BR>The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give <BR>him Viagra?" <BR>The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to <BR>take aspirin when he has a headache," she <BR>claimed. <BR>"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest <BR>something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When <BR>you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and <BR>serve it. He won't notice a thing." <BR>The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's <BR>office quickly. <BR>Weeks later the old lady returned. She was <BR>frowning and the doctor asked her what was <BR>wrong. She shook her head. <BR>"How did it go?" the doctor asked. <BR>"Terrible, doctor, terrible." <BR>"Did it not work?" <BR>"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you <BR>said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right <BR>then and there and we made mad love on the <BR>table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years." <BR>"Then what is the problem, ma'am?" <BR>"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in <BR>McDonald's again." <BR>[em01][em01] |
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