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发表于 21-4-2006 16:39:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. <BR>Everything checked out fine. <BR>The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and <BR>said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I <BR>was wondering how I can increase my husband's <BR>sex drive." <BR>The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give <BR>him Viagra?" <BR>The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to <BR>take aspirin when he has a headache," she <BR>claimed. <BR>"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest <BR>something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When <BR>you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and <BR>serve it. He won't notice a thing." <BR>The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's <BR>office quickly. <BR>Weeks later the old lady returned. She was <BR>frowning and the doctor asked her what was <BR>wrong. She shook her head. <BR>"How did it go?" the doctor asked. <BR>"Terrible, doctor, terrible." <BR>"Did it not work?" <BR>"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you <BR>said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right <BR>then and there and we made mad love on the <BR>table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years." <BR>"Then what is the problem, ma'am?" <BR>"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in <BR>McDonald's again." <BR>[em01][em01]
发表于 21-4-2006 16:41:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
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haha..stupid old folk.
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发表于 21-4-2006 16:48:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
errr..i mean poor old folk
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发表于 21-4-2006 17:02:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 21-4-2006 19:23:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 21-4-2006 19:21:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
vigra is too strong and extreme, i think. some medicines are better that it.
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发表于 21-4-2006 23:09:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
<P>Visit another McDonald's la...There are so many outlets...<IMG src="http://bbs.sgchinese.com/Skins/default/topicface/face2.gif"></P>
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发表于 21-4-2006 23:39:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
On the front page news...... where can you go???
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发表于 21-4-2006 23:42:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>mari</I>在2006-4-21 19:23:00的发言:</B><BR></DIV>
<p>Are you trying to promote sale on Viagra? [em10][em10]
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发表于 21-4-2006 23:49:00|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>ontherun</I>在2006-4-21 23:39:00的发言:</B><BR>On the front page news...... where can you go???</DIV>
<P>But in my view, people are supposed to  envy this old couple still can enjoy great sex at that age.</P>
<P>So is there anything to feel embarassed about? She should feel happy and proud. Just walk tall and go lo! Haha......................................</P>
<P>Anyway, i wish it will never happen to me:-))</P>
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