Bathroom Excuse Manners

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<P>During a good manners and etiquette class, the <BR>teacher says to her students: "If you were courting <BR>a well educated young girl from a prominent family <BR>and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the <BR>toilet, what would you say to her?" <BR>Mike replies: Wait a minute. I'm going for a piss. <BR>The teacher says: "That would be very rude and <BR>improper on your part." <BR>Johnny replied: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet. <BR>I'll be back in a minute." <BR>The teacher says: "That's much better but to <BR>mention the word 'toilet' during a meal, is <BR>unpleasant." <BR>And Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for <BR>a moment. I have to go shake hands with a <BR>personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to <BR>introduce to you after dinner." <BR><BR>The teacher passed out. <BR></P>

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