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发表于 8-5-2006 08:47:00|来自：新加坡
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<P>the husband needs to go on a business trip,but the wife is unfaithful..</P>
<P>so he went to an adult shop.the salesboy intro him a revolutionary toy called "voodoo dick"</P>
<P>the salesboy said "voodoo dick,the door"..it just flew to the door and started chewing..</P>
<P>the salesboy said"voodoo dick,the table"..it just flew to the table and started chewing...</P>
<P>"whenever u wanna stop it,u say - voodoo dick,stop"</P>
<P>so the husband left it and went on the trip. the wife had a fuck all of her life..</P>
<P>but husband forgot to teacher her how to stop..</P>
<P>so she had no choice but got in the car and tried to drive to the clinic..(with the voodoo dick ******..)</P>
<P>on her way to the clinic,a police officer stopped her car cos she looked so pale&totally abnormal..</P>
<P>"are u driving after drunk?"</P>
<P>"no,officer,u gotta understand,,it's this voodoo dick..i couldnt stop it"</P>
<P>officer laughed,"oh yah..voodoo dick,my ass"</P> |
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