The bride tells her husband

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<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13px;">The bride tells her husband<br/>The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know<br/>anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"<br/><br/>"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the<br/>prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the<br/>prisoner in the prison.<br/><br/>And then they made love for the first time.<br/><br/>Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.<br/><br/>Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."<br/><br/>Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."<br/><br/>After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but<br/>the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him<br/>a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"<br/><br/>The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently<br/>born foal.<br/><br/>Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.<br/><br/>She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."<br/><br/>Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,<br/>OKAY!</span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13px;"></span>&nbsp;</p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13px;"></span>&nbsp;</p>[em01][em01][em01]

红色企鹅

<p>That is interesting...</p>[em01][em01][em01]