10 Husbands, still a Virgin

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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 13px;">10 Husbands, Still a Virgin<br/>A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.<br/><br/>On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."<br/><br/>"What?" said the puzzled groom.<br/><br/>"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"<br/><br/>"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.<br/><br/>Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.<br/><br/>Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.<br/><br/>Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.<br/><br/>Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.<br/><br/>Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.<br/><br/>Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.<br/><br/>Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.<br/><br/>Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.<br/><br/>Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"<br/><br/>"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"<br/><br/>"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"</span>

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