为何超人离开新加坡? (假设他有来过)

四月波

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">01 </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">因为医生每天抓他去验，看他有没有染上禽流感。他超烦：“</span><font face="Times New Roman">I am not a bird</font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">！”</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">02 </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">因为交警只准他在樟宜机场起飞和降落。他超“显”：“</span><font face="Times New Roman">I am not a plane</font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">！”</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">03 </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">因为报纸天天登他底裤外穿的“穿帮”照。他超气：“我没有穿帮，</span><font face="Times New Roman">I am Superman</font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">！”</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">04 </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">因为他轻轻一飞，就飞出新加坡上空，闯进邻国领域，掀起两边口水战，他超无奈。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">05 </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">因为“超人”的福建发音跟“臭人”很象，他超困惑。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">06 </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">因为他还没入境，就听说已经有“</span><font face="Times New Roman">Superband</font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">”、“</span><font face="Times New Roman">Superstar</font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">”、“</span><font face="Times New Roman">Super Idol</font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">”、“</span><font face="Times New Roman">Super</font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">即溶麦片”，哇，小小</span><font face="Times New Roman">400</font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">万人口这么多超人家族，哪里还需要他来拯救？</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">07 </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">因为他超不爽每天被人念：跟你说过多少次，要先拯救这个、这个、这个和这个选区的居民，最后才能拯救“那两个”选区的居民。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">08 </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">因为新加坡人不喜欢整天有红色底裤在自己头上晃来晃去的感觉，超衰的。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">09 </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">因为天气超热，就算是超人，每天穿蓝色紧身衣，也会中暑。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font></p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">10 </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">因为每个人看见他，都跟他求</span><font face="Times New Roman">4</font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">个号码，他的压力超大。</span></font><p></p></p>

[此贴子已经被作者于2006-7-11 14:04:35编辑过]

我正我邪

<font lang="ZH-CN" face="MS Song"><p>满喜欢的</p></font>

忘记密码了

<p>挺好玩!</p><p>对着电脑笑了笑!</p>

玉兰

呵呵，可怜的超人拉，建议去中国！！

carys

<p>好好笑</p>[em01]

spring-mm

有创意

白胖小子

11、他很烦，每个人都要和他学习飞行。因为新加坡的车资经常涨价。

GriGri

<p>哈…… 很典型。</p>

笨鸟

<p>好玩</p><p>赫赫</p>

饮酒濡首

12 他很郁闷 到处有人说他"很大只"。。。