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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.75pt;"><font size="4"><strong>四大绿：青草地，西瓜皮，王八盖子，邮电局<font face="Times New Roman">
</font></strong><br/><br/><strong>四大白：头场雪，瓦上霜，大姑娘屁股，白菜邦<font face="Times New Roman">
</font></strong><br/><br/><strong>四大黑：锅底灰，大煤堆，老头胡子，<font face="Times New Roman">jiba</font>毛黑<font face="Times New Roman">
</font></strong><br/><br/><strong>四大忙：大哥大，<font face="Times New Roman">BP</font>机，老板的<font face="Times New Roman">jiba</font>，小姐<font face="Times New Roman">bi </font></strong><br/><br/><strong>四大抽：烂苹果，抽巴梨，老太太脑门子，<font face="Times New Roman">jiba</font>皮<font face="Times New Roman">
</font></strong><br/><br/><strong>四大虎：喝酒不吃菜，骑自行车<font face="Times New Roman">80</font>迈，光膀子扎领带，乳房露在外<font face="Times New Roman">
</font></strong><br/><br/><strong>四大硬：子弹的头，炮弹的皮，光棍的<font face="Times New Roman">JB</font>，冻秋梨</strong><strong>。</strong></font><font size="4"><strong><font face="Times New Roman">
<br/><br/></font>四大快：机关枪，迫击炮，兔子<font face="Times New Roman">caobi</font>，发电报<font face="Times New Roman">
</font></strong><br/><br/><strong>四大紧：螺丝帽，乳房罩，三角裤衩，避孕套<font face="Times New Roman">
</font></strong><br/><br/><strong>四大累：和大泥，拖大批，养活孩子，<font face="Times New Roman">cao</font>大<font face="Times New Roman">bi </font></strong><br/><br/><strong>四大红<font face="Times New Roman">:</font>棺材盖儿<font face="Times New Roman">,</font>庙的门<font face="Times New Roman">,</font>大姑娘的裤裆<font face="Times New Roman">,</font>火烧云</strong></font><strong><font size="4"><font face="Times New Roman">
<br/><br/></font>四大嫩<font face="Times New Roman">:</font>大姑娘手<font face="Times New Roman">,</font>垂杨柳<font face="Times New Roman">,</font>小孩儿<font face="Times New Roman">jb,</font>黄瓜纽</font></strong><strong><font size="4"><font face="Times New Roman">
<br/><br/></font>四大舒坦<font face="Times New Roman">:</font>穿大鞋<font face="Times New Roman">
</font>放响屁<font face="Times New Roman">
</font>座牛车<font face="Times New Roman">
</font>看大戏<font face="Times New Roman">(</font>二人转<font face="Times New Roman">)</font></font></strong><font size="4"><strong><font face="Times New Roman">
<br/><br/></font>四大光：太阳光，夜明珠，老牛的懒子，暴花秃<font face="Times New Roman">
</font></strong><br/><br/><strong>四大衰：汽车放炮 火车掉道 买个驴不上套 娶个媳妇不让操</strong></font><strong><font size="4"><font face="Times New Roman">
<br/><br/></font>四大享受<font face="Times New Roman">
</font>：喝着酒，吃着鸡，摸着奶子，操<font face="Times New Roman">DABI</font>。</font></strong><font size="4"><strong><font face="Times New Roman">
<br/><br/></font>四大欢：风中旗，浪里鱼，十八岁姑娘，叫槽的驴。<font face="Times New Roman">
</font></strong><br/><br/><strong>四大脏：虱子头，连疮腿，婆娘<font face="Times New Roman">B</font>，画匠嘴（农村的画匠用嘴含毛笔头润笔的</strong></font><font size="4"><strong><font face="Times New Roman">
<br/><br/></font>四大閖：撒尿湿鞋面<font face="Times New Roman">,</font>喝汤浇裤裆<font face="Times New Roman"> ,</font>擦腚扣破纸<font face="Times New Roman"> ,</font>放屁带出屎<font face="Times New Roman">. </font></strong></font><br/><font size="4"><strong>四大痛：干剃头，活褪鸡，卵子扎刺儿，蝎子蜇逼！<font face="Times New Roman">
<p></p></font></strong><br/></font><font size="4"><strong>四大软:霜打的草,跑凇的吊,大姑娘的肚皮,绸子做的袄.<br/></strong></font><br/><font size="4"><strong>四大铁：一起同过窗，一起下过乡，一起扛过枪，一起嫖过娼.</strong></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.75pt;"> </p><br/> |
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