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<p>最近太郁闷了,发个真实的故事好了</p><p></p><p><font size="3"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">本</span><span style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">·</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">拉登说:</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">中国是全球唯一绝对不能惹的国家,因为基地组织曾向中国派出五名恐怖分子,试图袭击中国,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">结果一人炸立交桥,转晕于桥上;</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">一人炸公交车,没挤上车;</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">一人炸超市,遥控器被盗;</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">一人炸高楼,被保安狂揍:</span><span style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">‘</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">叫你讨薪,叫你上访</span><span style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">'</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;">;</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;"><font size="3">最后一人成功炸矿,死伤数百人,但此人潜回基地后,半年都没见新闻报道,遂被基地组织以撒谎罪处决</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><p></p></span></p><p></p> |
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