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[狮城水库] 张艺谋& San Pei 小姐

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发表于 28-1-2007 09:59:00|来自:福建龙岩 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">.张艺谋刚抵达昆明,迎候在机场的记者向他发问:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">请问你对本地的三陪小姐有什么看法?</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">张艺谋知道中国都明文禁止三陪小姐的,所以反问:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">这里居然还有三陪小姐吗?</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">”<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">于是,第二天报纸头条新闻的标题就是:千里迢迢,张艺谋今日飞抵本地。心急火燎,脱口便问三陪小姐!</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/><br/>2</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">.第二天又有记者采访张艺谋:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">请问你对本地的三陪小姐有什么看法?</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">这次张艺谋学乖了,回答说:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">对不起,我对本地的三陪小姐不感兴趣。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">  转天的报纸还是有的说:见多识广,张艺谋夜间娱乐要求高。不屑一顾,本地三陪小姐遭冷遇!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/><br/>3</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">.第三天记者居然还是就此发问:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">请问你对本地的三陪小姐有什么看法?</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">张艺谋回答得非常干脆:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">我对三陪根本不感兴趣!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">  本以为这下可以天下太平了,没想到报纸的标题更不像话:欲海无边,张艺谋三陪已难满足。得寸进尺,四陪五陪才能过瘾!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/><br/>4</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">.到第四天的时候,各媒体间张艺谋与三陪的题材比比皆是,成为热点。记者们都纷纷发问,张艺谋干脆紧闭牙关,一言不发。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">  张艺谋无话,报纸仍然有话:面对三陪问题,张艺谋无言以对!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/><br/>5</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">.第五天还是有记者在问同样关于三陪的问题,张艺谋终于急了:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">你们要是再问三陪的问题,我就去告你们!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">  于是,报纸上的标题顺理成章地写道:张艺谋一怒为三陪!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/><br/>6</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">.张艺谋终于忍无可忍,把所有刊登他与三陪新闻的报纸都告上法庭,认为事情总该得到解决了,没想到报纸的标题竟然无动于衷:法庭将公开审理张艺谋三陪小姐案</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><br/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span></p>
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