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<p>（伴随着电视剧《武林外传》的热播，该剧的粉丝们总结出了最新的说话“风格”） </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_1320204081729407146139.gif" border="0" alt=""/>敬佩时说：我服了you，我输了you，我简直崇拜you。&nbsp;<a href="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsimple_52202040817343343120177.htm" target="_blank"><img hspace="5" src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsimple_52202040817343343120177.jpg" align="right" border="0" alt=""/></a><a href="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsimple_20202040817345881975864.htm" target="_blank"></a>
        </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_1320204081729567629340.gif" border="0" alt=""/>鼓励时说：我很看好你哟。&nbsp; </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_14202040817290981909242.gif" border="0" alt=""/>见到使人惊奇的事就说：我的神啊。 </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_14202040817292281276543.gif" border="0" alt=""/>要扁某人就说：排山倒海。 </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_1420204081729358268244.gif" border="0" alt=""/>“威胁”人时说：小心我排你哦。 </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_14202040817294781028245.gif" border="0" alt=""/>想某人动弹不得就用“葵花点穴手”。 </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_1420204081729608811346.gif" border="0" alt=""/>打岔就说：今晚太阳多好呀。 </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_14202040817297391274047.gif" border="0" alt=""/>不服谁就说：老虎不发威，你当我是hellokitty。 </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_1420204081729869467548.gif" border="0" alt=""/>对付女友耍赖就说：演技太差都没眼泪。 </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_14202040817299892728149.gif" border="0" alt=""/>同事恭维自己，就说：一般一般，全球第三。 </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_15202040817291193135050.gif" border="0" alt=""/>朋友恭维女友漂亮，就说：太丑太丑，亚姐第九。 </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_15202040817292391172951.gif" border="0" alt=""/>要打架拼命前就说：照顾好我七舅姥爷。 </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_1520204081729370878552.gif" border="0" alt=""/>想让讨厌的人离开就说：哥屋恩（g-u-n)。</p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_1420204081737208673682.gif" border="0" alt=""/>得罪了老婆就说：您大人不记小人过，宰相肚里能撑船，月落乌啼霜满天，夫妻双双把家还。</p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_1420204081737338923383.gif" border="0" alt=""/>给别人讲道理时说：子曾经曰过。<br/><br/><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_1420204081737468618184.gif" border="0" alt=""/>调侃女同事时说：拜托，去整个容先。 </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_14202040817375991454685.gif" border="0" alt=""/>给别人帮忙时，略带神秘地说：我上面有人。 </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_1420204081737719339186.gif" border="0" alt=""/>想骂人时要这么想：世界如此美好，我却如此暴躁，这样不好，不好。 </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_1420204081737849948787.gif" border="0" alt=""/>加班的时候要这么想：再累再苦，只当自己是个二百五；再难再险，只当自己是个二皮脸。 </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_14202040817379691358088.gif" border="0" alt=""/>兄弟误会，女朋友发飚时要这么想：兄弟如蜈蚣的手足，女人如过冬的衣服。 </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_15202040817370993141789.gif" border="0" alt=""/>中午外卖不合口味时，要说：如果上天再给我一次机会，我一定会对你说三个字……少放盐！ </p><p><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2007-02/21/xinsrc_1520204081737220536490.gif" border="0" alt=""/>非常有把握时：确定一定以及肯定。与之对应的回答是：否定否认但不否决。&nbsp;<br/></p>