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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;">Priorities</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><br/>An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship, holding her hat tight so it wouldn't blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"</span></p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br/>"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><p></p></p></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;">"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;">The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. /I just bought this hat yesterday."</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></p> |
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