【暴笑】校园经典搞笑英语 雅思都沒有的

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<font size="4">&nbsp;1． We two who and who？ <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 咱俩谁跟谁啊！ <br/><br/>&nbsp; 2． How are you ? how old are you? <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ <br/><br/>&nbsp; 3． You don't bird me,I don't bird you. <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 <br/><br/>&nbsp; 4． You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together . <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp; 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ <br/><br/>&nbsp; 5． Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you havenothing to say,go home!! <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 有事起奏，无事退朝 <br/><br/>&nbsp; 6．What is IMU3.0? it is a kind of chat tool! <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 什么是IMU3.0？IMU3.0 是一种聊天工具！ <br/><br/>&nbsp; 7． You Give Me Stop!! <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 你给我站住！ <br/><br/>&nbsp; 8． Know is know noknow is noknow. <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 知之为知之，不知为不知… <br/><br/>&nbsp; 9． WATCH SISTER <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 表妹 <br/><br/><br/><br/>&nbsp; 10． American Chinese not enough <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 美中不足 <br/><br/>&nbsp; 11． heart flower angry open <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 心花怒放 <br/><br/>&nbsp; 12． go past no mistake past <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 走过路过，不要错过 <br/><br/>&nbsp; 13．小明：I am sorry! <br/><br/>&nbsp; 老外：I am sorry too! <br/><br/>&nbsp; 小明：I am sorry three! <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 老外：What are you sorry for? <br/><br/>&nbsp; 小明：I am sorry five! <br/><br/>&nbsp; 14． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 要钱没有，要命一条。 <br/><br/>&nbsp; 15． I call Li old big. toyear 25. <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 我叫李老大，今年25。 <br/><br/>&nbsp; 16． You have two down son。 <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 你有两下子。 <br/><br/>&nbsp; 17． as far as you go to die <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 有多远，死多远！！！！ <br/><br/>&nbsp; 18． I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. <br/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸</font> 。<img alt="网友贴图" hspace="5" src="http://bbs.qq.com/images/quick/a13.gif" vspace="5" border="0"/>