不可不读的绝对英文经典

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<br>&nbsp;Money is not everything. There"s Mastercard &amp; Visa.
<br>钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.　　
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<br>One should love animals. They are so tasty.　&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
<br>每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.　　
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<br>Love the neighbor. But don"t get caught.　　
<br>要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.　　
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<br>Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.　　
<br>每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。　　
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<br>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.　　
<br>再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.　　
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<br>The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.　　
<br>聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.　　
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<br>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.　　
<br>成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.　　
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<br>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.　　
<br>不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.　　
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<br>Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.　　
<br>爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.　　
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<br>Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.　　
<br>后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.　　
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<br>"Your future depends on your dreams."&nbsp;&nbsp;So go to sleep.　　
<br>"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.　　
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<br>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.　　
<br>应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.　　
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<br>"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "　　
<br>努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.　　
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<br>"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "　　
<br>工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.　　
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<br>God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.　　
<br>神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。　　
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<br>When two‘s company, three"s the result!　　
<br>两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!　　
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<br>A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.　　
<br>服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.　　
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<br>The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.　　
<br>学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!

[此贴子已经被作者于2008-4-25 20:31:36编辑过]