[转帖]Guys problems!

木易馬枫 · 发表于 29-9-2004 19:50:11|来自：新加坡

> The Problems with GUYS:
> If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN 
LOVE with him;
> If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
> If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying 
to LURE him;
> If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
> If u ARGUE with him, he says u are 
STUBBORN;
> If u keep QUIET, he says u have no 
BRAINS.
> If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose 
FACE;
> If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
> If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS 
u;
> If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE 
u.(very true huh?)
> If u don't make love with him., he says 
u don't Love him;
> If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
> If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u 
are TROUBLESOME;
> If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST 
him.
> If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to 
him;
> If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES 
for u.
> If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be 
TRUSTED;
> If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
> If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
> If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
> ! If u do WELL in your exams, he says 
it's LUCK;
> If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
> If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
> If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
> & sooo hard to please!!!!!
> If u send this to guys, they will swear 
that it's not true.......
> but if u don't, they say u are 
selfish.....
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hello_babe · 发表于 30-9-2004 00:55:58|来自：新加坡

EXACTLY!!!![em03]

hello_babe · 发表于 30-9-2004 13:09:00|来自：新加坡

<DIV class=quote>以下是引用davier在2004-9-30 13:04:53的发言：

I see. I do not feel it that way. I saw the gentle side in you. If you can put in so much effort in a message board, I a sure you will make a very good girlfriend. Your future boyfriend will be a lucky guy. [em01]</DIV>

Thank you for your complement. [em04]

hello_babe · 发表于 30-9-2004 13:02:44|来自：新加坡

<DIV class=quote>以下是引用davier在2004-9-30 12:52:03的发言：
Hehe, poor hello_babe. You must have felt this way while with your bf? </DIV>
Nope Nope...
(Never been kissed,i.e.No boyfriend before-->a happy single)
Just you know I am kind of a feminist~~ anti-guys, basically[em04][em01]

davier · 发表于 30-9-2004 13:04:53|来自：新加坡

I see. I do not feel it that way. I saw the gentle side in you. If you can put in so much effort in a message board, I a sure you will make a very good girlfriend. Your future boyfriend will be a lucky guy. [em01]

davier · 发表于 30-9-2004 12:52:03|来自：新加坡

Hehe, poor hello_babe. You must have felt this way while with your bf?

潘多拉外传 · 发表于 30-9-2004 10:10:53|来自：新加坡

hei hei hei.........the last 2 lines are quite funny.........and it discloses the meaning of the whole piece that ....it is a joke......jokes ain't true~ jokes are to be shared.......

davier · 发表于 30-9-2004 14:06:37|来自：新加坡

We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are
our rules! 
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big
girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you
need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
you leaving it down.
Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or
the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never
going to think of it that way.
Crying is blackmail.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on
this one:
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not
work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want
help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what
your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a
problem. See a doctor.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible
in an argument. In fact, all comments become null
and void after 7 days.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. So
don't ask us.
If something we said can be interpreted two
ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we
meant the other one.You can either ask us to do something or tell
us how you want it done. Not both. If you already
know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you
have to say during commercials.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions
and neither do we.
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows
default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit,
not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do

If we ask what is wrong and you say
"nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know
you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
If you ask a question you don't want an
answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
anything you wear is fine... Really.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless
you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball,
the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I
have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know
men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

木易馬枫 · 发表于 30-9-2004 16:34:47|来自：新加坡

you are friends, i mean you and hello_babe?

davier · 发表于 30-9-2004 16:37:12|来自：新加坡

No. We are strangers. But shes a nice Admin. You and I are strangers as well. Keke

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